If you see this, sing it as well!

I'm taking this opportunity at the day before my last exam, and therefore technically the last day in university, to fark one of my housemate.

Why don't I confront her? Nope, I'm just using her default way of "non-confrontation". I "sing" it to everybody (or at least my readers).

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Dear Farking Housemate,

You're my misery for the past 3 years. I've heard endless complaints about you coming in and out of my ears non-stop and that deteriorates my listening.

You yell, shriek, laugh, blabber like a 12 year old bitch. Yes, like a bitch.

You talk like the whole house belongs to you yet you're only interested in cleaning the places you used most. I know, I don't clean the toilet. So what? That's farking intentional of me.

You regard that parking lot as yours just because you happened to own (or use) a blardy big car from a company that chickened out of Formula 1, and has a farking parking sticker.

You awaken people in the middle of the night and early in the morning just because your blardy four wheels wanna go in.

"Please remove your car." does that sound familiar? Fark you lah!

You walk like you're a descendant of big foot or you have rocks tied to your feet.

You close doors like your hands are paralyzed.

You knock people out of toilet because you're out of time. So what? Everybody is.

You complained TNB charges so much when you used equally that much amount of electricity.

You have hundreds of ways to calculate things but can't make a bloody decision.

You hog the connection to download some farking drama. I hope one day this either:
i. got yourself in trouble with intellectual laws
ii. fry your hard disk and mobo (wait, that happened before right?)
iii. choke yourself to death

You complained when the connection gets bad, but you don't know the connection got worse when you download like a bitch.

You ask stupid questions that I can google for it easily.

You can bodek anybody, but we know that lah bitch!

You wanna sue me for defamation after this? No problem, come lah.

You suck.

Thank you.

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Oh, that's not all lah, but I think one minute is deducted from my life with every line. So that's generally it.