1) The best way to talk is to remain silent. The mouth is a source of conflict, as well as bad breath, and invites bacteria too.
2) When you avoid conflict, you create problem. The end of one problem is the start to a new one. This chain of event has existed since Creation, and proven by the history books.
3) There is no fair share of anything in the world. Equal treatment is bad for heath. If you need to see behind the veil every time you think for others, your eyesight is going to be affected.
4) Being sarcastic makes you healthy. It puts your brain and mouth to good use. The results would also invite hatred and/or blank stares; you are stimulating their brains to work.
5) Express yourself; anger does not deserve to be caged, else it would turn to hundreds of episodes of Naruto misery. I've seen people who tried to restrain their fire had their brains fried. Don't take it to yourself.
6) If study shows masturbation is way to karma, by all means go for it. If you don't believe in the effectiveness of method (5), then at least do this. After all, its private.
This anti-social message is brought to you by the Ministry of Sarcasm Pte. Ltd. Please consult proper documentations before attempting method (6). We are not liable for injury as a result of negligence.
2 comments:
Did you write this yourself?? It's hilarious and so true!
yeah, this was original. hehe.
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